Tuesday, September 7, 2010

skirts are becoming my mortal enemy.

you know what? i'm just gonna say it.

I HATE HAVING TO SIT LIKE A LADY.

sitting like a lady is so overrated. remember that whole side-saddle horseriding thing they used to do back in the day for ladies? do you see people nowadays sitting on horses like that? no. wanna know why? BECAUSE IT'S STUPID.

you know what else? i figured out why schools never have any money. it's because they spend all of it on EXCESSIVE AIR CONDITIONING. seriously, i've never been so cold in my life. i don't even know WHY i bother shaving my legs anymore, because all that work is for naught as soon as i walk into what could be classified as arctic temperatures in the classrooms.

today i entertained myself (while still remaining arguably productive) by making a powerpoint vocabulary review. my artistic skills really know no bounds. here are a couple gems for you.

he is not naked, he is wearing spandex.
"please don't eat me!"
"raaaaaaaaar!"
ten bonus blog points if you can get the cinema reference in this picture.

i also made curry today. so i cut onions wearing ski goggles. what of it?

grace spilled quite a bit of rice.
"you destroy everything you touch!"

coming soon: slacklining and picnicking.

2 comments:

Mom said...

Of course its Bella, Edward and Jacob, silly!

Whitney Smith said...

TWILIIIIIIIIGGHHHHHHT!!!!

SO...in your most recent blog post it appears that you have short hair. so i gasp, OMIGOSH AMY CUT HER HAAAIRRR!! but alas, no. trick of the eye, i'm punked again!