the barnacle snowman

let me start off by telling you a little bit about my nephew, gavin. he's almost 8. he's blond. he's got big blue eyes. in short, he's adorable. or should i say, adowable. because he cannot say his r's, and as a result, sounds like he is a boyn and bwed membuh of "jersey shore" (minus the profanity).

tonight at our family christmas party, gavin was playing with a stuffed snowman. suddenly he turns to us, and threatens: "bewayah the baahnacle snowman--he's toychuhwuss!"

(translation: beware the barnacle snowman--he's torturous!)

we're pretty sure he meant to say the abominable snowman, who is treacherous, but we're also pretty sure that his original way was pretty freaking funny.

so, you've been warned.