so i was reading "the daily universe" (byu's newspaper) today and every week there are updates in the police beat. just to give you a little taste of the criminal world of the Y, i thought i'd share some of the best ones.
"March 1: A student called BYU police when she observed four individuals at the duck pond attempting to catch ducks in a net. The officer who responded saw the individuals leaving the duck pond and ran after them. After being questioned the students said they were simply hanging out and did not know that they should not tamper with the ducks..." [A LIKELY STORY! HA!]
"Feb. 28: BYU custodians called police when they discovered pink ink marks written on the walls in the Joseph F. Smith Building. The individual who wrote on the walls was caught on camera but was not identifiable. Police will clean up the image and investigate further." [Gosh I hope they catch the guy...what a menace!]
"Feb. 29: BYU police received a call reporting a white male wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt walking around Maeser Hill hitting people. When officers responded, the suspicious male was not on the premises." [Or perhaps the criminal mastermind packed a different colored hooded sweatshirt and quickly changed at the first sign of the cops! That would fool them...]
i sleep in fear each and every night.
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