because provo is boring.

do you ever have those nights where you've just eaten way too much sugar and decide that you can't possibly sit home any longer without setting something on fire? it's called the "provo effect," combined with the "no spring break effect." photo documentation is provided to illustrate the behavior inspired by these dangerous effects.

1. taking pictures with religious statues

2. possible stone animal cruelty

3. awkwardly climbing trees

4. theft of lunch trays

5. subsequently using stolen lunch trays to slide down steep hills of snow-turned-rock solid ice

as you can see, the "provo effect" combined with the "no spring break effect" can lead to utterly random nights.