YOU'RE WELCOME.

i've been getting harassed lately by multiple parties about how i need to start blogging again. all i can say is this:

guys. i'm telling you. i'm doing you a FAVOR by not blogging. my life is really boring right now. here, i'll show you what happens most of the time:

me, on my phone:

it's not reciprocated:

me, at work:

(oops, not pictured. way too boring.)

me, sometimes not wearing socks with tennis shoes because it would require more movement:

real me, i cut my hair about a month ago:

don't worry, i WANTED one of my eyes to look significantly more raccoon-y than the other. 

IT WAS ON PURPOSE OK.