winter outrages

first, some background. this morning i woke up to 4+ inches of fresh, cold, powdery snow on the ground (plus more little flakes of satan floating down from the cloudy sky). and bitter cold. ok enough background.

so i'm walking on campus, and i see a guy. what is he wearing? he's wearing shorts. SHORTS. when i see people wearing shorts in the middle of a blizzard, i kind of want to punch them in the face. hence, i kind of wanted to punch this guy in the face.

i don't care if this guy was somehow mutated in his mother's womb to not feel the bitter cold, it's called dressing appropriately. it's the middle of winter, man. NOT the time for shorts. wait for spring like the rest of us commoners.

thus ends my rant.